The 7-11 Guy

At a corner store in southern Thailand…

Austrian Dude:  Wow, these stores called “7-11” I am all the time seeing in streets of Asia.

Me:  Yeah, they’re everywhere in the US too, it’s an American chain.

AD:  No, it cannot be so.

Me:  Yeah it seriously is, they’ve been around forever, but it looks like some guy had the genius idea of bringing 7-11’s to Asia and is making billions of dollars.

AD:  Wow, Scheiße.

Two days later, in a different town in Thailand, passing another 7-11…

Austrian Dude:  What is the name of the guy who brought 7-11 to Asia?

Me:  I don’t know, why?

AD:  I fucking hate him.